Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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