Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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