I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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