So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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