69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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