Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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