what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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