is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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