White coat. Heels.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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