I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I need moral support for this bender
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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