I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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