Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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