Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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