I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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