Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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