Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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