omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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