they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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