my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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