I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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