Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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