I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I have already put on my inside pants.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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