I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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