Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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