dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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