I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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