if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Are my feet made of real feet?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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