so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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