Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize