yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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