so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like abortions should bother me more
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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