if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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