No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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