We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
