I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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