Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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