Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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