I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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