Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
