I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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