just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's just like the Real World with babies
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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