I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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