Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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