You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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