i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
How does one acquire holy water?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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