No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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