HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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