You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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