The best revenge is premature balding
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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