No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Hippo gnu deer
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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