Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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