I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
