Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
